Adorable Little Starbucks Girl: What can I get started for you?
Me: Iced grande decaf nonfat vanilla latte (Yes, that's right)
Adorable Little Starbucks Boy: Decaf?!?
Me: Yeah. You don't want to see me on the news--High School Teacher Strangles Student!
ALSG: What school?
Me: Ghetto High*
ALSG: (Nodding) Decaf
Such is my life.
*Name changed to protect my illusion of anonymity