Among other things, we could buy this fabulous green house.
Note the fabulous yard, which is totally our speed. And they did serious work to cut down on a/c costs, which is an enormous feat here in this town. Dwell did a whole write-up on it this month (Nov. issue).
It's in the next neighborhood, too. Although we're zoned to better schools here. That's why we'll stay. Uh huh. That's it.