"It ain't rocket science, it's a f&^$ing switch.
There are two wires, it's not that hard.
So where's the doorbell transformer?"
The new doorbell installation on the gate is not going so well at the moment. Although, any project around here involves enormous amounts of cursing. That's just how we roll.
And also? We had hill training tonight and we have not yet showered. We smell marathon fresh.